September 21, 2014

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September 20, 2014

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September 20, 2014

thagal:

it’s annoying because skinny girls never ride for thick or fat girls EVER, never reblog pictures of them or mention shit bout body positivity and uplifting the spirits of thick and fat girls like I never see y’all advocating for curves and extra fat on the thighs or hips or anything but when Nicki goes “Fuck skinny bitches” y’all are suddenly activists for self-image and body positivity? get gone you fakes and liars. Fuck all y’all

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September 20, 2014
Possibly the best face swap ever

Possibly the best face swap ever

September 20, 2014

My experience with yikyak

September 20, 2014

Oh, Patrick ♥

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September 20, 2014
holysmokesitspatd:

i dont remember that part of the movie

holysmokesitspatd:

i dont remember that part of the movie

September 20, 2014

imsirius:

image

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September 20, 2014

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

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September 20, 2014

vintagegal:

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

September 20, 2014

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September 20, 2014

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September 20, 2014

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

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September 20, 2014

teacherlovinn:

When you’re TC’s shirt goes up and you see some skin: 

September 19, 2014

I love my skin!

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